Mark helped me with this one. He was making a grilled cheese sandwich, minding his own business, and demanded three random words out of him. By the second word, I had a story fully formed in my brain. His words: cheese, testicles, and moist. ~~~ I don’t care what people say; rocky mountain oysters are not gross. They’re delicious! When prepared properly, of course. I like to smoke mine. Nothing fancy. I use a makeshift
Current mood: I just told Mark that I need a vacation from myself. If you’ve been keeping up with my social media adventures, you know how busy I’ve been. And for some of you who have gotten to chat with me in person, you probably learned about all the extra
A few years ago, the news that inspired this story was all over social media. Obviously, when I learned about the pregnant ray and watched all the videos about ray/shark hybrids and sea creature Jesus, my creative gears started turning. ~ ~ ~ At first, it was a joke. Influencers
I always seem to forget that September is part of my busy season, and this September I’ve been busier than usual. Unfortunately, I also caught that cold that was going around. Thankfully, it was short lived, but a lot of my writing time got replaced with napping time. The cats
At the time I wrote the first draft, I was dealing with a rash that spread from my cheeks to my neck. It was probably an allergic reaction to something, but I honestly can’t remember anymore. One thing I do remember … Writing about the rash definitely made it itch
Given that I keep putting this off and straight up forgetting about writing this blog post, you can tell this has been an exhausting month for me. An yet, I’ve barely done any writing. Actually, maybe I haven’t done any writing … Well, at the beginning of the month, I
The situation in this story is very real. Well, except for the ending; I made that part up. But the rest of it… I was standing right behind “Rachel” in line at the pharmacy. In order to protect the identity of this stranger I had the misfortune of encountering, her
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